Because it's "Business in the front, Party in the back" of course. Just like us.
Isn't it obvious? The Mullet look, attitude and lifestyle just beg to be
celebrated, and even though here in the heart of Texas the Mullet is more
popular than ever, we still feel that the mullet zone-of-influence needs to
be expanded. Therefore, we are putting our massive resources behind a
campaign to educate society about the virtues of the mullet, and the centerpoint of this
campaign will be a first place finish at the Mullet-Of-All-Races, the 24 hours
of LeMons and all of the glory, celebrity and high-buck sponsorship deals that come with it.
Those who do not take us seriously in this endeavor will be eating our dust.
Those who DO take us seriously are still going to lose, just not as badly.
Frick-yeah! You have been warned.
Our LeMons entry will be sporting a larger-than-life mullet made out of shag carpet
and mop heads which will cover the roof of the car. While we realize this will incur
a drag penalty, the mullet theme is non-negotiable so it is going to happen. This, along
with the oversized, fully functional air-brake should ensure that our car and team of mullet-
sporting rednecks receive the attention they deserve.
